“I’m happy that I’m alive. I feel like someone coming back from Vietnam, you know; I’m sure that later on I’ll start killing people in a square somewhere, but right now, I just feel happy to be alive.”
— Lars von Trier.
cannes is not really cannes without a new Lars von Trier film (and the batshit insane quotes that inevitably follow it). Nymphomaniac in 2013 should be a doozy. a doozy in two parts. a twozy.







